F**k, Now There Are Two of You (Go the F**k to Sleep Series #3)

The third installment in Adam Mansbach's international best-selling Go the F*ck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives

"If you're a fan of both Larry David and profane children's book parodies, don't even try to curb your f*cking enthusiasm." -Kirkus Reviews

Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the F*ck to Sleep and You Have to F*cking Eat-the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair of New York Times bestsellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?

Parents-new, old, expectant, and grand-of multiple children already knew the answer. Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart.

F*ck, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F*ck, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.